@TheOnion Don't worry, I've got it under control #PinchCrane #Crane #Sandy #One57
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@mamamaag@TheOnion: Mom Just Called To Make Sure You're Not Under That Dangling Crane http://onion.com/YjJ4ma#SandyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Events may appear more widespread than they are.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh, FFS, just tie a string to it, put the other end on the doorknob and slam it already.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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then she told me to avoid trees RT
@TheOnion Mom Just Called To Make Sure You're Not Under That Dangling Crane http://onion.com/YjJ4ma#SandyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Priceless! This would be my mom to a T, ha ha!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My ex wanted to make sure I WAS under it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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