@TheOnion great ideas- my fav: Sit on your legs until they both fall asleep, then try to get up and walk to another room & the last one
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"Take a shit right in the middle of Times Square; it's your only chance"
@TheOnion Ways To Wait Out Hurricane Sandy http://onion.com/XOzdFUThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion naked scrabble with skinny models.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ways To Wait Out Hurricane Sandy http://onion.com/XOzdFU the last one made me spit tea on my keyboardThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Here's my favorite way to wait out#Sandy :http://youtu.be/jBl-_eUtUPkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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