@TheOnion Bet he'll get a charge out of that!! Awww - REAL crap joke!
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@TheOnion I thought that was real HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Well writtenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What if he drowns? Will he be overcharged for the funeral?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@pokerdonkeysong Is the Tao Beach Boogie better than Gangnam Style? Give us your opinion please! It's athttp://youtu.be/hhnpBNx-r4EThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Jesus, onion! Can't you just wait till people die to make up good some stories?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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