@TheOnion Have all children dress like Chris Hansen
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@TheOnion How To Protect Our Children On Halloween, A.K.A. The Pedophiles' Christmas http://onion.com/PCNchnThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Welll that just took the flavor out of the fun size Snickers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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