@TheOnion for all my east coast friends-stay safe!
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@TheOnion Rule 1: make sure to sleep plenty. Hint: ReeferThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Good tips. But who doesn't save urine in jars anyway. Oh, you mean my own.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Go at it with my spouse."? The power of love.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hurricane Safety Tips: http://onion.com/PCVwxqThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you missed the one about getting the kids and taking them to the eye of the storm to see it, happened all day on the news today!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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