I honestly think my dream job is writing caustic burns for @TheOnion. For a sample of my angry wit, see anything I've ever posted on FB.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion one addiction too far?! IdiotsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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