RT @TheOnion Hurricane #Sandy Gives Holed-Up Couple Great Chance To Have All Those Fights They've Been Avoidinghttp://onion.com/V13K3C
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@TheOnion That's really funny. Nowhere to run or hide.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mmm maybe you should stop making jokes of such a catastrophic event for AmericaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hide the liquor!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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