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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Oct 2012

    “I really like when the guy in charge of the country is white and doesn’t understand me.”http://onion.com/YftTuh 

    12:56 PM - 29 Oct 2012
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      1. GoBrooklyn‏ @GoBrooklyn 29 Oct 2012
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        RT @TheOnion “I really like when the guy in charge of the country is white and doesn’t understand me.” http://onion.com/YftTuh 

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      1. Robert W. Scruggs‏ @RobertWScruggs 29 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion But he thinks you are alright in your place.

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      1. D Chris‏ @DFun1chris 29 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion me too, ain't this some shit?

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      1. Lindsay Burns  🇨🇦‏ @SpecBurns 29 Oct 2012
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        RT @TheOnion “I really like when the guy in charge of the country is white and doesn't understand me.” http://onion.com/YftTuh 

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      1. bbq2‏ @quinnobx 29 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion For all you Romney supporters #oldwhitepotus

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      1. Peter Stauss‏ @PeteStauss 29 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion I really like when the guy in charge of the country knows what he's doing, regardless of his skin color! #onionracist

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      1. Hollywood Nites‏ @Hollywood_Nite 29 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion When was the last time Obama stopped by to say, How are you doing? Anything I can do for you? Nice Chatting, see you later.

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      1. REPARAUTO 17 MITO‏ @reparautoac 29 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion #FORA_Zeziel @Gov_Maranhao http://migre.me/bq7jh  Fora secretário http://migre.me/bq9YT  sem vergonha http://migre.me/boFSj 

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