@TheOnion Done. Now, how do I stop the screaming?
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@TheOnion OK there's humor and then there's poor taste. That was poor taste.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Peeling that Onion! stay calm!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the fact we ARE all going to die is an invitation to LIVE! NOW!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If time does not permit, leave out the "I'm sorry" part. You know it's not your fault this time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WHAT?! -
@JosephOunsworth@TheOnion Really hoping that you are aware of the concept of satire
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