My day today «@TheOnion "Most Americans have found there is no conceivable reason to cease the act of consuming food." http://onion.com/PCSsRX »
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@TheOnion There's grazing, then there's gluttony.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Best with just the one main meal! http://www.nowtsodaft.com pic.twitter.com/SHd3oFR0
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