@TheOnion He'll be stuck at home listening to his family!! :O
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@TheOnion this crap is getting old. Find some new material.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Take your pick: Lorenzo's Oil or Soylant Green.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Great story... Willard better think about it, cause that's what he'll be doing... NOTHING :)#byebyemittThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@OpenGov@richardwolffedc Master Romnipulator aim 2 repeal, flip, strip government programs & raise gov't debt 4 BAIN 2 takeover!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Esquire@NewYorker@DCCC Master Romnipulator aim 2 repeal, flip, strip government programs & raise gov't debt 4 BAIN 2 takeover!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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