@TheOnion I, for one, welcome our Chinese overlords. #pleasedontkillme
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@TheOnion I'm ready for the#revolutuon. Luckily all those#madeinChina firearms r sold in US.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not so funny- we signed it a while ago!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion good, very good! LmaoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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