@TheOnion Really, how could this story not be about Obama? He briefly takes some time off for the View, then back to his campaign. pfft
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@TheOnion Afrer election Romney to self deport to Mexico and restart the polygamy settlement.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's like Twitter was designed for Onion headlines. You guys rock.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mitt will move to China when the Election is over, they like him there. MITT in Chinese means "Snake who talk like donkey.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama Has yet to find out! He's been running for 6 years!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion seriously? well of course not, you're the onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He can just ask our campaigner in chief what he does. No problemThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hasnt Obama been campaigning since 08?
#Ironic?->MT@TheOnion: Mitt Terrified What Happens If He Stops Running For Pres http://onion.com/TKDTHkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Like when Richard Pryor set himself on fire freebasing & ran down the street. When asked, he said "If I stop, I'll die."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ha! Maybe he'll take a position and stick with it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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