@TheOnion How about $1B + $100M for each time an exec received a bonus during this period, plus every penny of the loans sold?
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@TheOnion I guess some scapegoated exec will be forced to give up his 5th 24,000 sq ft oceanfront home. Boo HooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and this is exactly why The Onion is my number one trusted news source. Cause who else am I gonna trust...FOX?!?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Kind of sad that this story is humor & not a factThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My wife and I simultaneously said “Good”#WhatDoYouThinkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's Opposite Day, The Onion is reporting the real news!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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