@TheOnion Number one question from everyone: "Can I have a job please?"
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@TheOnion Are there any words you cannot use in a headline, like "cunt"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why: 'kill myself' UNFUNNY Stupid Tweet?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that wasn't very funny?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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