@TheOnion Laboratory tests are the largest cause of deaths in laboratory animals.
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion Researchers are multiplying at an alarming rate with no cure on the horizon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion Kind of offensive, but I always knew that those bastards were evil.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
RT
@TheOnion Latest Study Finds Cancer Cells Now Cruelly Mocking Researchers http://onion.com/TUaeM1Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.