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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Oct 2012

    "I also believe stem cell research is very useful, and I think that if you’re gay, that’s fine by me.” –Godhttp://onion.com/Rhrgqn 

    4:37 PM - 24 Oct 2012
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      1. Comabali‏ @Comabali 24 Oct 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion So Jesus is just like any other kid.... pushing his parent's buttons.

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      1. janet kenney‏ @diamondgirl61 24 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion god doesn't think its ok.

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      1. Catherine Bucaria‏ @cbucar 24 Oct 2012
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        Amen @TheOnion "I also believe stem cell research is very useful and I think that if you’re gay that’s fine by me" –Godhttp://onion.com/Rhrgqn 

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      1. Carl Fucci‏ @Fuccimama 24 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Usually, I take Onion articles as humorous and sarcastic, but this time I think you hit the mark. Excellent journalism!

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      1. William Cook‏ @Billsonxpr 24 Oct 2012
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        RT @TheOnion "I also believe stem cell research is very useful, and I think that if you’re gay, that’s fine by me.” –God http://t.co/STd73i4

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      1. Aaron Rose‏ @porkchop042 24 Oct 2012
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        Probably a smart move by God RT @TheOnion God Distances Self From Christian Right –Godhttp://onion.com/Rhrgqn 

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      1. David Rud-Kalinowski‏ @DavidRudKalinow 24 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion What the name of this god, I have some stuff to justify too. With Old One it is difficult

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      2. Gina Norris‏ @ginan1963 24 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion wow! Blatant blasphemy! I would hate to be on the receiving end of His wrath!!

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      3. Paul Wesley‏ @WrightInMyPauls 24 Oct 2012
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        @ggml1963 @TheOnion i sure hope youre kidding. Its a joke.

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      1. melvin c tabao‏ @blastemmania 24 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion that may not be fine with God but He's never destroyed by any issue, right? unlike you, you turn red.

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      1. Gene Thomas‏ @somatist 24 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion finally - someone who is worthy to put words in God's mouth.

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      1. SunnyOkie‏ @SunnyOkie 24 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Sudden desperation isn't funny.

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      1. Cheryl Lee Gravitt‏ @Birdonwing 24 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion You are the best ever Almighty Creator of the Heavens and Earth! And these posts, penned in your own fine hand are alrighty! :D

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