@TheOnion name it Paul Ryan
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@TheOnion Mitt is an Eco-turdThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Give me your address and I can send you some of the real stuff... -
@Filmerfilms@TheOnion Your generosity is apparent. Someday will you share with us why and when you began to stockpile the stuff?
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@TheOnion THAT is truly an advance in technology. Microsoft's shit pile is still 3" high. Keep shaving the shit, Mr GatesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: We have created an ultrathin pile of novelty dog shit that provides the experience of a much larger turd http://onion.com/TAGp8MThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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