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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Oct 2012

    "I'm a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life." – Donald Trumphttp://onion.com/TUnbpl 

    9:07 AM - 24 Oct 2012
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      2. 12 DAYS 🧟‍♀️ 🎃 🐾‏ @WeeLaura 24 Oct 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion "I'm a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life." – Donald Trumphttp://onion.com/TUnbpl 

        1 reply 4 retweets 2 likes
      3. Nick Bryant‏ @grecianred 24 Oct 2012
        Replying to @WeeLaura

        @WeeLaura have you seen "You've been trumped" yet? Can't recommend highly enough: story of a whole nation fawning over a self absorbed prick

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      4. 12 DAYS 🧟‍♀️ 🎃 🐾‏ @WeeLaura 24 Oct 2012
        Replying to @grecianred

        @grecianred I have not...But then, maybe it's best, as I try to minimize the amount of Trump in my consciousness. #gross

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      5. Nick Bryant‏ @grecianred 24 Oct 2012
        Replying to @WeeLaura

        @WeeLaura nah it's reet good hard hitting doc about real people railing against him. Basically theme that money can't buy everything!!

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      1. KINGPIB‏ @PIB_ent 24 Oct 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Pls download our artist @Sagotti new mixtape Hosted By dj self http://www.datpiff.com/mixtapes-detail.php?id=406084 … …

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      1. BruceinRedRockLand‏ @BruceinRedRockL 25 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Besides, Obama is not that big on charitable donations anyway.

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      1. BruceinRedRockLand‏ @BruceinRedRockL 25 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Why does Trump think these records still exist ? Anything incriminating would have been destroyed some time ago. Waste of time.

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      1. AdiosPRI‏ @AdiosPRI 25 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion He posses at least a couple of those dysfunctions. That's for sure. He should fire himself, haha

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      1. Ken Hartog‏ @kentog 25 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Petition to get Trump to donate the money and stop this cheap pub stunt. Please spread.http://www.change.org/petitions/donald-trump-donate-the-obama-5-million-because-sick-children-need-it …

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      1. Fisnik Maxville‏ @fisnikmx 25 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Good summary

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      1. Jane Helm Gilbert‏ @janeegee 25 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Drew Kantonen‏ @crystal_shyps 25 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion really not a blockbuster announcement I've known he was worthless for some time now

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      1. Joe Cienkowski‏ @JoeCienkowski 25 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion you are an ass! Donald Trump knows, as well as America, that Obama's phony; Socialist, who hates America's foundation & Capitalism

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      1. John Teeples‏ @JohnTeeples 24 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion funny

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      1. HOLLYWOOD & SWINE‏ @hollywoodswine 24 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Donald Trump Offers $5 Million to Tyler Perry For Proof He Can Write A Good Screenplayhttp://hollywoodandswine.com/donald-trump-offers-5-million-to-tyler-perry-for-proof-he-can-write-a-good-screenplay/ …

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      1. Linda Vanbelleghem‏ @BelgiumforEver 24 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion yes and the people of Aberdeenshire will totally and finally all agree with it.

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      1. KWM‏ @ALLkindsofBS 24 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion So is the rag onion.

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      1. zenmalie‏ @zenmalie 24 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Yup, no arguement there.

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