@TheOnion I kind of want a Book Bjorn.
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@TheOnion That's me in a nutshell...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LOL at "sour-tasting egg laid by a citrus duck" You need a sporty version for helpless morons on the go.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes.Yes I am. http://onion.com/VncZ9PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion most people are!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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First thing I saw on the Internet this evening: MT
@TheOnion Are you a helpless moron perplexed by the world?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tear down the paywall.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ah hahaha! Onion, yuck it up! :DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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