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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Oct 2012

    “中国的领导, 我毫不含糊地向你们肯定, 当我做了总统, 我一定会确保中国遵守国际贸易规则." – Mitt Romneyhttp://onion.com/RTyCgI 

    8:36 AM - 23 Oct 2012
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      1. Albert Köpenick‏ @luxet_veriras 24 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion 欢迎.Bienvenue.

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      1. Favstar Bot 23‏ @favstar_bot23 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Congrats on your 100★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/260766736108896256 …

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      1. Pas de Chose‏ @userNaught 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion this is funny, Chinese, hahah

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      1. I'mYourMailman‏ @BrianBowser 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Is that a Number 6 with sno peas?

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      1. jason leichner‏ @jabirdmidguson 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion aww :( i thought when i translated it, it would be total nonsense but it makes more sense than i though. dang.

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      1. Valianty‏ @Valianty 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Holy guacamole! That is pretty good! -thumbs up-

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      1. jason leichner‏ @jabirdmidguson 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion LOLOLOLOLLOLOL oh my gosh that was sooooooooo funny. i love the onion.

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      1. Dejonge Bea‏ @DejongeB 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Ah ja, 'k begrijp het ! :-))

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      1. Dave Sharpe‏ @SharpeDave 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion 中国应该很怕。 罗姆尼有很多刺刀和马。

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      1. Zach, but spooky this month‏ @Zachinpogform 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Because China always follows the laws of the United States.

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      1. Katrina‏ @Groovykatchick 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion That is hilarious!

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      1. William Lee‏ @RiverLeever 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion 那个人让我害怕!

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      1. Tamarind Lemur‏ @tamarindlemur 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion At first I was hoping you had a Japanese Onion site too. :( Do you?

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      1. Dawn Shaeffer‏ @JustAGirlsRF 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Where's the video? On YT?

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