@TheOnion Better than Mitt Romney's record.
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@TheOnion Jay Carney also leaks BHOs new and improved B-certificate, Harvard's 4 GPA, TXs SS# and pic of Lincoln giving obama birth rightsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion only found 13 and can not live with the shame. Will now commit mental suicide. So there, how does that feel?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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DEAL WITH IT! http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/416/853/dbd.gif … RT
@TheOnion Wednesday’s issue contained 14 factual errors. Deal with it. http://onion.com/VfcRJvThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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