@TheOnion Officials say it was a miracle he could nail himself to the cross
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@TheOnion not cool.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Nevada makes national headlines for God attempting suicide. I guess we are not a God forsaken state after all. LOL!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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