@TheOnion shucks, I only have herpes
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can't wait to read the Fountain of Youth chapter. Or the, How to get rid of troublesome gods.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion its about time you share the secrets of the worldThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: man, I can't stop thinking of the brilliant memes yall could make on http://www.TheBallot.org . Esp. using "Hey Girl" in a comment...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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