@TheOnion I believe God has filed an DNR, so stop that.
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@TheOnion 4,000 ambien lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion was he playing skeeball?@ThatKevinSmithThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Paramedics Rush To Revive God Following Latest Suicide Attempt http://onion.com/Pflx5GThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@rickygervais would get a laff outta this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's sad on so many levels the least of which is heavenly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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