@TheOnion Any studies on what the brain does right after masturbation--how it maps out all that regret and nihilism?
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@TheOnion Fucking thing always tells me it has a headache...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and that's why my semen is in your stock report Mr. CEOThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I want a print of the artist's impression for my wall, then i would invite@deadmau5@wossy@TheWurzels and@johnprescott for teaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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