@TheOnion rumor has it, M. Night Shamalyn never masturbated again following the Sixth Sensez
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@TheOnion Discover your inner artist.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what r u on?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Picasso must have been one furious masturbatorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion one stroke at a timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion after masturbating things resemble a Jackson PollockThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's Why It's Called a *Fantasy*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that deserves a LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I reallllly?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion aye curumbaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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