@TheOnion I'm curing cancer mom!
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Oh so true. RT!
@TheOnion: Study: Human Imagination Capable Of Magnificent Things During Masturbation http://onion.com/RKtFugThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion See? I knew I thought great things whilst floggin the dolphin!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Luckily, my special Mormon jammies keep me from engaging in such abominations.#mittworldproblemsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Pocket99s Whoa... RT@TheOnion Study: Human Imagination Capable Of Magnificent Things During Masturbation http://onion.com/RKtFugThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion wrongThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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