@TheOnion out of ideas?
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@TheOnion My God, that is surreal!!! Have I just entered the Twilight Zone?? Is this man serious? Help!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 1day these guys would go on to say: "iv given my wife the right to choose who she can sleep with".All the Americans will vote him.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This must be a joke, right, the irony evident. But as European I think that nothing of Romney or the US would surprise me....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he would let her pick it out from a catalog of bindersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought it was real...you got me. "Get in the kitchen woman"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ah an oven is the perfect bday gift.... Picking the model is icing on the cake.... NOT! Wtf is he thinking!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion seriously... Wtf?? ... LolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahahahhahhaaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Only if she promises to take cooking lessons so her food tastes better.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No, he'd buy her a binder..and then put her in it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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