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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Oct 2012

    Romney: "Would A Man Who Doesn't Love Women Let His Wife Pick Out Any Oven She Wants For Her Birthday?"http://onion.com/WB8ufa 

    7:55 PM - 17 Oct 2012
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      1. Evel‏ @evelkneal 18 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion out of ideas?

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      1. Chris Rose‏ @3CTranslations 18 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion My God, that is surreal!!! Have I just entered the Twilight Zone?? Is this man serious? Help!!!

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      1. Arshad‏ @arshad3m 18 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion 1day these guys would go on to say: "iv given my wife the right to choose who she can sleep with".All the Americans will vote him.

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      1. Ambivalensen‏ @MarEbb 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion This must be a joke, right, the irony evident. But as European I think that nothing of Romney or the US would surprise me....

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      1. Kyle Wasarhaley‏ @Wastradamus 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion he would let her pick it out from a catalog of binders

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      1. Last Egg Standing‏ @CanofSand 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion What's this, the fifth "Romney is a misogynist" "joke" within 24 hours from you guys? With ZERO jokes at Obama's expense? #Hacks

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      1. Keri Lynn‏ @serialliker 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion I thought it was real...you got me. "Get in the kitchen woman"

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      1. Niki‏ @nberry182 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion ah an oven is the perfect bday gift.... Picking the model is icing on the cake.... NOT! Wtf is he thinking!

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      1. Geoff Hargrove‏ @geoff_gkh3 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion seriously... Wtf?? ... Lol

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      1. 텔아우‏ @telau 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion hahahahhahhaa

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      1. one helluva man‏ @RoyBoy21 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Only if she promises to take cooking lessons so her food tastes better.

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      1. Luke‏ @ljrkovach 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion No, he'd buy her a binder..and then put her in it.

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      1. Square Wil‏ @AshcanCopyPress 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion #WHYow

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