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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Oct 2012

    Tearful Romney Announces He Has Rare Disease Where You Can’t Sit Quietly On Stool When Repeatedly Asked Tohttp://onion.com/QXelHD 

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      1. gIANt‏ @giantwallrus 18 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Nah, just hemroids.

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      1. The Crankie Factory‏ @SueTruman1 18 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Love!

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      1. Ahuvah‏ @AhuvahDiva 18 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Noble Prize Commtte: We Don't Have "Treason/Sedition" Category & Americans Don't Have Sense of Humor or/and Don't Take Hints Well!

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      1. DaSchmitt52‏ @Bleedinblu52 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion although it was okay for the chosen one to interrupt whenever he wanted. #CantAfford4More

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      1. Michael Noone‏ @noone2036 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Obama has an illness called truthitis - the inability to tell the truth!

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      1. Jonathon Leese‏ @Conrail_Jon 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion jeez, bias much?

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      1. greedalitism365‏ @Greedalitism365 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion The People of this Country Really Need a BINDER of ROMNEY'S Unreleased Tax Returns.

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      1. Christopher Scollard‏ @cscollard 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion nervous leg(islator) syndrome?

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      1. Spoony Castrato‏ @SpoonyBard2564 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion @amazingatheist Shuttlesworth Syndrome? Maybe that silver spoon in his ass he was born with is giving him problems. ROFL

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      1. Rima Roy‏ @rimaroy 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Brian Bachner‏ @BrianBachner 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion shut up.

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      1. debbie martinsen‏ @WCaddict 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion hemorrhoids?

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      1. Jerry Jay Carroll‏ @Jjc1Jerry 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Sorry, but I have to unfollow you. I gave you lots of chances to be funny, but you kept whiffing.

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      1. #Hashtag‏ @proud2b4family 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion next article should be Obama crying about rare disease where he can't sit quietly. Period.

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      1. Stephen Payaslian‏ @StevePayaslian 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Thats because the gerbil was acting up again.

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      1. John Cooper‏ @JFC1138 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion it's that stick you see... So awkward.

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      1. Godsart‏ @Godsart26 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion You are ridiculous...such garbage....

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      1. icy spice‏ @RileyBraz47 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion oboma interrupted just as much as he did. In fact oboma was the first to interrupt

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      1. Sad Paul Ryan‏ @SadPaulRyan 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion SHHHHH, it's a pre-existing condition.

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