@TheOnion Nah, just hemroids.
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@TheOnion Noble Prize Commtte: We Don't Have "Treason/Sedition" Category & Americans Don't Have Sense of Humor or/and Don't Take Hints Well!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion although it was okay for the chosen one to interrupt whenever he wanted.#CantAfford4MoreThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Obama has an illness called truthitis - the inability to tell the truth!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion jeez, bias much?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The People of this Country Really Need a BINDER of ROMNEY'S Unreleased Tax Returns.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion nervous leg(islator) syndrome?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@amazingatheist Shuttlesworth Syndrome? Maybe that silver spoon in his ass he was born with is giving him problems. ROFLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion shut up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hemorrhoids?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sorry, but I have to unfollow you. I gave you lots of chances to be funny, but you kept whiffing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion next article should be Obama crying about rare disease where he can't sit quietly. Period.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thats because the gerbil was acting up again.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's that stick you see... So awkward.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You are ridiculous...such garbage....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oboma interrupted just as much as he did. In fact oboma was the first to interruptThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion SHHHHH, it's a pre-existing condition.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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