@TheOnion LOS ANGELES—Pandering to tweestami, Spielberg adds no-fail deathbed dialogue to Lincoln's DeFoe: "I will find you..."
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@TheOnion Spielberg replaces all muskets with tin cans and stringsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion. and fart jokes !!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion just don't add vampires.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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