@TheOnion why do you not doubt it's true???
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@TheOnion isn't it sad that while trying to poke fun at Romney's actual positions on women's issues, you end up belittling his wife..a womanThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my wife wants a fridge for Christmas. If I give it to her, does that mean I love her? If it's nice, does it mean I love her a lot?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - she must be home in time before the 5pm stance he mentioned last night to cook & clean & raise children..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BennMendoza please tell me that, that post is a made up joke -
@ColinsCity@TheOnion@BennMendoza I thought so too but unfortunately I don't think it is..... -
The Onion is a spoof newspaper, so it's terrifying that that headline actually seems plausible.
#partyintheGOP@collydoodle@ColinsCity
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@TheOnion Stop it. Ann Romney hasn't cooked in decades.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion uncannyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Romney this, Romney that...How about some Obama jokes for a change?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Which for no reason gets "I'm picking out a thermos...for you! A very special thermos...for you! No ordinary thermos...will do..."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this headline is too close to the truth for the onion.........Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have binders of ovens to choose fromThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Of course not.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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