@TheOnion Hemroids aren't that rare!! #MittRomney
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@TheOnion Obama 08, blueprint for what to do if you don't have a record to run on. Does this apply to him too?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTynx1hnfig …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it seems mr Romney as a lot of things like can't sit still when he lies about anything just to win over peopleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i thought it was assholesafectusThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think my daughter has this rare disease also. Of course she's only six, so it may have to do w/that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Check this it's lovely:http://incomepart.com/ref.php?page=act/ref&invcod=71073 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought this account was supposed to be funny?!?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my grandma always told me that it was worms. Maybe he needs to be de-wormed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion right, but to be fair in the Rmoneyverse sitting on the chair is Akin to being rimmed, no?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My coffee just spewed! LMFAO @ 'his inability to maintain a convincing human smile & his chuckle sounding like a deranged maniac!'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Shit..give Romney a break!!
@TheOnion#BarStoolNewbieThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion All is fair in love, war & politics. His numbers are up, & that counts.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not nearly as funny as the joe biden live tweetz. That was truly hilarious. I still haven't recovered.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion's next failed tv show be about?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yeah. It's called douche-baggeryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion seems he wasn't the only one with problem! Lol Obama kept trying 2get out of chair & run to the door every time he was challengedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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