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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Oct 2012

    Tearful Mitt Romney Announces He Has Rare Disease Where You Can't Sit Quietly On Stool When Repeatedly Asked Tohttp://onion.com/QXelHD 

    11:43 AM - 17 Oct 2012
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      1. John Gagan‏ @soxpatsforever 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Hemroids aren't that rare!! #MittRomney

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      1. Lynn H.‏ @JustMe71342508 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Obama 08, blueprint for what to do if you don't have a record to run on. Does this apply to him too?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTynx1hnfig …

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      1. sheldon law‏ @blackfox7 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion it seems mr Romney as a lot of things like can't sit still when he lies about anything just to win over people

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      1. quipsguy‏ @backninebob 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion i thought it was assholesafectus

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      1. yo mama‏ @Carey_78 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion I think my daughter has this rare disease also. Of course she's only six, so it may have to do w/that.

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      1. Caleb Ifeatu Akunna‏ @CaIfeatu 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Check this it's lovely:http://incomepart.com/ref.php?page=act/ref&invcod=71073 …

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      1. Hector Hannibal‏ @Hector_Hannibal 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion I thought this account was supposed to be funny?!?

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      1. Lilja‏ @IsidrinSerindre 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion my grandma always told me that it was worms. Maybe he needs to be de-wormed.

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      1. tom burtonwood‏ @tburtonwood 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion right, but to be fair in the Rmoneyverse sitting on the chair is Akin to being rimmed, no?

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      1. Tori‏ @ToriInNC1 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion My coffee just spewed! LMFAO @ 'his inability to maintain a convincing human smile & his chuckle sounding like a deranged maniac!'

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      1. Rhett Dench‏ @RhettDench 17 Oct 2012
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        Shit..give Romney a break!! @TheOnion #BarStoolNewbie

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      1. Mike Dollins‏ @MikeDollins 17 Oct 2012
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        @theonion All is fair in love, war & politics. His numbers are up, & that counts.

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      1. Rich Henderson‏ @hondohenderson 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion not nearly as funny as the joe biden live tweetz. That was truly hilarious. I still haven't recovered.

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      1. DittoPost‏ @DittoPost 17 Oct 2012
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        What will @TheOnion's next failed tv show be about?

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      1. Vern Andrews‏ @tania_chanel 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion yeah. It's called douche-baggery

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      1. A‏ @GTechMom2 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion seems he wasn't the only one with problem! Lol Obama kept trying 2get out of chair & run to the door every time he was challenged

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