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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Oct 2012

    Romney Tells Heartbreaking Lie About Single Mother Of 4 He Never Met http://onion.com/OGklXN  #debates

    6:42 PM - 16 Oct 2012
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      1. Minister Tracy Ross‏ @ItsTracyRoss 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion big lie. Pl support my book. Rules of Engagement For The Single Mom". AVAIL at http://Amazon.com . Thx. Pl RT.

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      1. Chaya Adams‏ @BKLYNBALANCE 16 Oct 2012
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        RT @TheOnion Romney Tells Heartbreaking Lie About Single Mother Of 4 He Never Met http://onion.com/OGklXN  #debates @SexyRob

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      1. Hope Johnson‏ @HopeWaldon 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion where's the proof that these people don't exist? Or are you just making this up just as you are claiming he has done?

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      1. LC Douglass‏ @tamaranorbust 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion LOL

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      1. Aware & Uncompliant‏ @RoadbikeRon 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion love ur stuff. How about equal time shots at Prez? I know u can do it.

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      1. Irene Warsaw‏ @memahof7 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Gee what a surprise

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      1. Malnack‏ @Malnack 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion #debate Obama is so smooth when he's lying.

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      1. American Woman‏ @AlegnaXXV 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion How do you know when a politician is lying? His/her lips are moving.

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      1. Jacque King‏ @realtorreboh 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion so Obama keeps talking about single mother what kind of work did mother do in Indonesia ?

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      1. Em 28‏ @Em_28 16 Oct 2012
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        Roughly my response to his answer about women at work - "@TheOnion Romney Tells Heartbreaking Lie About Single Mother Of 4...#debates"

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      1. Dublin Surveillance‏ @ormondPI 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion yes but he let her off in time to cook for her family. What a radical

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      1. NAMING MY SON MITCH‏ @FlowsAndolini 16 Oct 2012
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        Lmfaooo RT @TheOnion: Romney Tells Heartbreaking Lie About Single Mother Of 4 He Never Met http://onion.com/OGklXN  #debates

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      1. Allison‏ @SalmonCzar 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion *yawn*

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      1. Glenn de Wysockie‏ @GWysockie 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion I smell an onion

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