@TheOnion Aha! We thought so!
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@TheOnion we shud b like Italy: no polls ever; the only "poll" broadcasted is election day votes, the only1that matters#savethemoneyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why do I even bother with any other news channel?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion must have been a slow day in the news room to report thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Sounds about right RT
@TheOnion Polls Show, Essentially, Nothinghttp://onion.com/To8quEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But of course they do! For someone expecting to be leading at the bell lap, having someone breathing down your neck is a nightmareThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they never did, they never will!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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