@TheOnion Just glad everyone lived.
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@TheOnion slow fake news day?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Paul Ryan?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Cancer is Candida Albicans. SIR2 phenotype switching Brewers Yeast! Induced by Antibiotics. Speak out. http://www.curenaturalicancro.com/video-fungal-hypothesis-1.html …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I hope there weren't any sex offenders on that elevator...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ran out of ideas?!?!?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TucsonPeck http://www.curenaturalicancro.com/video-fungal-hypothesis-1.html … It's time we cure this biological malady. I can help you get a nobel prizeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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