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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Oct 2012

    Josh Hamilton Relieved He Made It Through Entire Season Without Killing A Fanhttp://onion.com/RmrpG8 

    8:05 PM - 12 Oct 2012
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      1.  🦅FreeMason Doering ♊‏ @unModestMason 14 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion ouch.

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      1. Stephanie Middlebroo‏ @Stttttteph 13 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion too soon.

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      1. Erica Mendes‏ @bayreelove 13 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion wow, usually you guys are hilarious but this definitely crosses the line.

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      1. The Infamous Dr. Q‏ @TheInfamousDrQ 12 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion There's satire, and there's unfunny tactlessness. This is the latter.

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      1. matt o‏ @the_wet_banditt 12 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion big fan of the onion but have some respect for that mans family and son who witnessed his dad die right in front of him #notfunny

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      1. Donna Dashnea‏ @donnaohdawna 12 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Enjoy the Onion. @in2horsinaround

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      1. Ryan Sawtelle‏ @RyanSawtelle 12 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion As much as I love the Onion, this is a bit much.

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      1. C.Mattie‏ @c_mattie 12 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion over the line :(

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      1. Dylan Brod‏ @dylanbrod 12 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Too far, Onion. Too far.

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      1. Left Coast Baseball!‏ @fanobaseballJ 12 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion humor and satire are one thing but this is just plain wrong. Even for you this is too far.

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      1. Katie Burgoon Long‏ @MyLongLastName 12 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Too soon...

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      1. Mike Hammer‏ @mikehammer 12 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion even The Onion should have morals. Boo on this one.

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      1. Rob Hamilton‏ @RHamilton458 12 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion not at all funny ....

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      1. jamie‏ @Dublins_mom 12 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion just wrong...

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      1. Lauren McMichael‏ @ellecavmc 12 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion That's the worst thing you guys have ever reported. Shame on you. #toofar

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      1. Ryan Selby‏ @RyanSelby 12 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion not funny

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      1. Brandon Wing‏ @beam19 12 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion whoa not funny at all and in very poor taste, that guys poor kid was with him when he fell and died

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