@TheOnion please stop posting so many duplicate tweets. They are only funny once.
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@TheOnion thanks for the laughs!your tweets make me laugh out loud. Go Joe bidenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion omg I couldn't control my... laughter... :/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "I've been a naughty, dishonest, ideological boy and I need to be disciplined!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion E.L. James would be proud#50shadesofonionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Guess Ryan is bringing the KY to KY?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HAHAHA!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You've just made my night XDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SteveStreza Here’s hoping that gets picked up by the Iranian press.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Love it!
@TheOnion MT Naked, Tied-Up Paul Ryan Tells Staff He Can’t Prepare For Debate Unless They Slap Him Harder http://onion.com/SMFOyFThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LOL! RT:
@TheOnion Naked, Tied-Up Paul Ryan Tells Staff He Can’t Prepare For Debate Unless They Slap Him Harder http://onion.com/SMFOyFThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Got biker chick off of Biden's lap to get it done!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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