@TheOnion biden begs to wear big bird costume for tonight debate but Muchelle wont give up the costume
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@TheOnion ........ I will never look at him the same
Still funny tho hahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not as painful as reading an Ayn Rand book.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion we need a romney vs ryan debate.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LOL. WHAT. RT
@TheOnion Naked, Tied-Up Paul Ryan Tells Staff He Can't Prepare For Debate Unless They Slap Him Harderhttp://onion.com/SMFOyFThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how will you manage to parady Joe Biden's debate performance? his idioticy will b tuff to top.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion stops withs the retweets!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You mean SPANK....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that. Was. An. Image. We. All. Did. Not. Need. Now I have to go gouge out my own eyesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I laughed. So hardThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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