RT @TheOnion Naked, Tied-Up Paul Ryan Tells Staff He Can’t Prepare For Debate Unless They Slap Him Harder http://onion.com/SMFOyF
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@TheOnion satisfied cries of “yes,” and what sounded like the exact figure of the U.S. federal deficit screamed out in ecstasy. LoflThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Waterboard?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thank you for providing a picture (I was hoping for one), but I wish that that whoever-with-the-whip didn't have to be there too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's gonna be difficult dealing with such stupidity. That's for sure.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too funny, makes me wonder how R-Money prepares..."the humbler" must me a novice tool.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i have the weirdest boner right nowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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