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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Oct 2012

    98 percent of Ohioans believe resolving the Israeli/Palestinian conflict is the most important issue in this election http://onion.com/UIUMJ0 

    1:24 PM - 10 Oct 2012
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      1. John G. Hallock‏ @john22615 24 Oct 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Jobs miust be so plentiful in Ohio that Intl Relations are most important? Are you kidding?

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      1. charles zabielski‏ @CZabielski 10 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion And just how does the Onion say it should be resolved?

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      1. Sima Aharon‏ @swon26 10 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Prior to 67 war Israel had NO west Bank, why Arab world didn't help Palestinians then? They chose 7 wars with Israel instead.

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      1. Sima Aharon‏ @swon26 10 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Begin offered Saadat Gaza he rejected. King Husein asked to help Plestinians in Jordan he rejucted. Shows you how they really care

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      1. Sima Aharon‏ @swon26 10 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Obama humiliating Netanyahu in front of the world like he is a leader of 3rd world country, outraged left & right in Israel.

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      1. Sima Aharon‏ @swon26 10 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion For Arab world Palestinians issue is ONLY an excuse If they really cared about them they would help them in 1948!

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      1. Sima Aharon‏ @swon26 10 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Bush was one sided favor Israel, Obama one sided favor Arab world, both are NOT HONEST brokers.

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      1. Sima Aharon‏ @swon26 10 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Abbas admitted that Obama additional request from Israel not to consider birth growth in W. Bank brought him to clime high tree.

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      1. Sima Aharon‏ @swon26 10 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Obama didn't know Netanyahu just that he is right wing leader, did everything to please the Arab world on the back of Israel.

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      1. Sima Aharon‏ @swon26 10 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Arrogant Obama killed the opportunity he had by humiliating Netanyahu, keep asking only him to give while nothing from Abbas.

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      1. Lekakeny‏ @Oloishuro 10 Oct 2012
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        @theonion Christ destroyed the wall of hostility between jew and gentile on the cross.. Israel #must embrace Palestine 2 end conflict

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      1. Joker420‏ @DJDaleChaos 10 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion According to the Bible,those who are against Israel are against God. It is a big issue considering our prez is anti israel.

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      1. Michael Caddell‏ @OahuGigem 10 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion hahahaha

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      1. James H. Nave‏ @GhettoCondo 10 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Worrying about Israel while your home is being foreclosed on!

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      1. B T‏ @bigtime1957 10 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion who is running this COUNTRY? REPUBLICANS AND DEM's are both idiots, what qualifies any when they screw up all the time?

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