@TheOnion "National media desperately trying to figure out how to make it like Obama is still winning."
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@TheOnion Course he doesn't have to worry. He owns the electronic voting machines. Hear that creepy chuckle?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The sad thing is he's probably right. People don't care about lying anymore.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Save USA the embarrassment of Impeaching Obama over Bengazi-gate or Illegal Foreign Donations - VOTE FOR ROMNEY~!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: I don’t have 2 worry abt facts or being accurate or having any concrete positions of any kind. –Romneyhttp://onion.com/OjffjPThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought you guys did satireThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The owners of slaves make decisions that if they, their children or close friends had to fulfil such would not. 2012 no change.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Romney 'after watching people take those clowns seriously in the Primary I decided that it doesn't matter what I say if its LOUDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how very sad but trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm@mittromney and I endorse this message of horse shit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This thought process comes from being a Mormon...they are never wrong, just ask oneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We want this douche wagon to be prez? I know Bama sucks but come on. Mickey Mouse for President!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and that about says it allThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he stole that from obamaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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