. @TheOnion Should end "and keep a straight face"
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@TheOnion: How To Play Golf Against The Man Whose Wife You're Banging On The Side http://onion.com/SFZHmz@MarkPasquier u'll need thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Woudn't be even worse if it were the other way around?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm fuckin your wife. LolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LOL, My sick brain went there...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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