@TheOnion the first openly heterosexual, eh?
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@TheOnion I get error 404 (on mobile)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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lol "MAIN ACHIEVEMENT: Daguerreotyped well" http://onion.com/RHiz8g
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@TheOnion Now that's good comedy!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion amazing lifeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I take it back. Lesson learned: follow link before commenting.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Truly a great man. Every cooch-hungry dong in this nation is in his debt.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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