@TheOnion good plan, now shut up.
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@TheOnion Or he can take the passive-aggressive route by opening & slamming shut his bedroom door. Then all will feel sorry for him & leaveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Area Man Going To Sit Quietly In Darkened Bedroom Until Roommate’s Party Endshttp://onion.com/RH66BvThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion I fought Ron, then my SigTau Duke, PA State Police were looking for his ear, never saw him in college again.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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