@TheOnion OBAMA RESORTS TO UW CAMPUS AND MAKES HIMSELF FEEL BETTER IN FRONT OF NOSE PICKING COLLEGE KIDS. OBAMA LOOKS LIKE PUNCHED OUT BOXER
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@TheOnion America is also surprised to be waking up with eye sight after staring at those very shiny white chompers for 1.5 hours!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Romney won by way of a TKO last night. What a butt whipping. It appeared that Obama just didn't want to be there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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