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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Oct 2012

    Mitt Romney Jots Down Ideas For Concession Speech While Obama Talkshttp://onion.com/T1ORI3 

    7:22 PM - 3 Oct 2012
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    • Victoria Bri Morgendorffer Alex K. Psycho 🔪 Moon Ruth Thomson Bad-Past-Haver George Washington Katrina Johnson Not-Yet-Frozen Caveman Lawyer, Esq. Just Ann American
    36 replies 898 retweets 123 likes
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      2. Adam Lucente‏ @Adam_Lucente 3 Oct 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion which debate are you watching?

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      3. Ryan Flohre‏ @rayray2525 3 Oct 2012
        Replying to @Adam_Lucente

        @AdamLucente17 @TheOnion BO got his face ripped off, absolute domination by Romney

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Matthew Ferrara‏ @mfcompany 3 Oct 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion you're clearly watching the wrong channel. #Romney is crushing it

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      1. LostInSpaceToo‏ @LostInSpaceToo 5 Oct 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Obama thrown by Romney's new lies in debate. RT NEW! Why Romney MUST lie, "Lying for the Lord" mandate.http://rjosephhoffmann.wordpress.com/2012/10/05/lying-for-the-lord-the-mormon-missionary-rides-high/ …

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      1. snakeofcharm‏ @snakeofcharm 4 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion onion was watching debates from last year

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      1. Bobbee Noland‏ @bobbeenoland 4 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion you wish!

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      1. Brad Biggs‏ @av8rscout 3 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion seriously.....Romney dominated! It's crazy how liberal wackos are off....

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      1. Rothbardian‏ @HippieH8er 3 Oct 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion dnc writing your jokes now? Hell even msnbc said obama lost tonight.

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      1. CEO Nerd‏ @thenerdceo 3 Oct 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion you're crazy Mitt Romney crushed it and will be the president. :-)

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      1. Brett Weisenburn‏ @BWeisenburn 3 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion do you still want ANYONE to follow??? Dumb

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      1. Mrs. Sarah Lairamore‏ @Pocolian 3 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Obama just got Mittslapped!

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      2. Jackie Jennings‏ @JJenningsRN 3 Oct 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion lol! You're joking, right?

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      3. Michael Crumm‏ @mcrumm 4 Oct 2012
        Replying to @JJenningsRN

        . @JJenningsRN Oh, sister. It's @TheOnion - if you have to ask the question, you missed the point.

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      4. Jackie Jennings‏ @JJenningsRN 4 Oct 2012
        Replying to @mcrumm

        @mcrumm @theonion lol! Lil' bro...stay true, instigator. It was just in fun. Lmao!

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      1. trideag‏ @trideag 3 Oct 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion are you watching the debate going on right now? You ignorant douchés.

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      1. TMac‏ @Tommymac18 3 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion bullshit

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      1. SoGlib‏ @SoGlib 3 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion You spelled acceptance wrong.

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      2. tim obrien‏ @timobriensr 3 Oct 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I'm glad you guys are a fictitious news service cause your showing it tonight. Remind me to remove your app tomorrow

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. tim obrien‏ @timobriensr 3 Oct 2012
        Replying to @timobriensr

        @timobriensr @theonion now what do you say. You need to change to #the stink

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