QT @TheOnion: Obama Makes Surprise Visit To Quantum-Branching Multiverse On Alternate Hyperdimensional Planehttp://onion.com/PUvRgh
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@TheOnion paragraph 3...literary genius!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You mean he's fracking?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion can we leave him there?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm waiting for Fars News to pick this one up!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion **UPDATE** 7.24 MILLION ""$100 PRE-PAIDS TO SEE "OBAMA GAY MALE SEX TAPE" OCT 15TH..TAKEN IN LIMO OBAMA WAS AT COLUMBIA UNIVThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion An appropriate tweet to read while in a physics lecture!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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