@TheOnion How do you get a job at the Onion? Do you have to be a good writer or a bad one?
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@AnytimeTrevor hi! Fuck you too but only after our third date
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@TheOnion Honey Boo Boo is proof of cultural decline in the Great Satan.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tonight on 16 and pregnant....honey boo boo season premiereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Simply brilliant! But then again, truth always is. Now, what channel is the show on?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The most insightful piece of journalism on reality television that I've ever read. No joke. http://www.theonion.com/articles/you-do-of-course-realize-that-this-is-going-to-end,29734/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wtf is a Honey Boo Boo...besides the nickname of an ex?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ϑƙǻƴ thanks F
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@TheOnion if Opie Taylor can make movies why can't Honey Boo Boo?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OMG how could it end well?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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