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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Sep 2012

    Netanyahu Feeling Like Trip To US To Start World War III Went Pretty Wellhttp://onion.com/PLq6S0 

    2:52 PM - 28 Sep 2012
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    • Taufiquefarooqui Roland Thele Ozmos Gonzales Anna for Liberty Mockhmud Ahmadinejad Perry Elyaderani Justin AGORACOM - George Chris Nelson
    12 replies 395 retweets 68 likes
      1. Justin‏ @jseiko22 29 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion luv you guys. not afraid. wonder if colbert and stewart will poke fun as well, somehow I doubt it.

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      1. Gerry Fagan‏ @bystanderone 28 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Thought this was pretty funny, and true. Don't like that dude at all.

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      1. larry levick‏ @levicksbrain 28 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion im a loyal onion fan but Netanyahu is NOT trying for WW3, he trying to Avoid another WW2 for the Jewish people- NOTHING ELSE!

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      1. Colette Ounaceur‏ @Greekgoddess777 28 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion you joke even though it looms on the horizon

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      1. paul donnelly‏ @flabbergutsted 28 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion The science lesson was Mind Boggling. Definitely not a Julius Somdemiller. Why is this so?

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      1. sharon LeMaster‏ @sharonLeMaster 28 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion SNAPn: confirmed!! Netanyahu is brain dead!

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      1. L&C Election Watch‏ @LCElectionWatch 28 Sep 2012
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        RT @TheOnion Netanyahu Feeling Like Trip To US To Start World War III Went Pretty Wellhttp://onion.com/PLq6S0 

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      1. G$‏ @GalSitty 28 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Ahmedinejad calls for #Israel's destruction while building #nukes, so u think its funnier to say Bibi wants to start WWIII?

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      1. Julie HumanityPlease‏ @juliemela 28 Sep 2012
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        :) RT @TheOnion Netanyahu Feeling Like Trip To US To Start World War III Went Pretty Wellhttp://onion.com/PLq6S0 

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      1. S.C.‏ @yelphets 28 Sep 2012
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        @TheOnion Oh no! Iran, it's a JOKE!!!

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